canieatthisshit: consequentialism: if i had a dollar for every time i was a third wheel
If you push a boy away
He’s not gonna come after you. He’s going to find a girl that “appreciates” him. If you act all damaged, he’s going to find a “normal” girl. If you move away from him, he isn’t going to grab you, hug you tight and make you kiss him. He’s going to think you’re not into him. This isn’t a movie. That stuff doesn’t happen in real life. Learn how to deal with boys in reality before they find another...
We havent talked in a while, but i doubt you...
It amazes me how people can replace me so easily.
I don’t get why you’re trying to wear illest crewnecks, skinny jeans, beanies, vans and a jean jacket. It’s like 100 degrees outside, dumbass. Put on a tank top, some shorts, some sandals, get a pair of sunglasses and you’re good. You don’t need to try so hard to be a hypebeast over dying of a heat stroke, tards. Common sense.
me: why can't someone like me
person: i like you
me: no not you a different someone
me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
I want a relationship where neither side stops...
prettylittleleah: I’m not close to anyone anymore. I have distanced myself from everyone else. I don’t want to feel the pain I’ve felt before; Betrayal. Replacement. Loneliness. I have created barriers between me and the people surrounding me. I put on a strong, confident front every single day to hide my true feelings. I just wish I could become close with someone without having to worry if...
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those ****yeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.
Girls logic: Yes I'm upset but I don't want to tell you what's wrong so I'll just sit here getting mad at you because you're supposed to guess what's wrong.
I like people who text back quickly.
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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt